Friday 28 November 2008
Monday 24 November 2008
Sunday 2 November 2008
Wake Up And Smell The Civet
I went shopping on Saturday. I don’t like shopping but I had no choice as my 13 year old daughter was with me. Enough said. We went to the clebrated Selfridges store in the BullRing, in Birmingham City centre. Never was the term “more money than sense" more appropriate to describe the kind of people who buy the items on display here. Having said that, it’s a fascinating place to window-shop and see some of the most bizarre, esoteric products I’ve ever seen for sale. But maybe I’ve led a sheltered life. It’s a far cry from the old BullRing, that’s for sure.
Here are just a few of the items you can find at the "iconic" Selfridges…
This packet retails for around £20.00.
No Shit...
Saturday 1 November 2008
No Trick, No Treat
PUBLIC APOLOGY
I start my blog in penitent mood. Last night a group of youngsters got the sharp edge of my tongue when they knocked on my door to “trick or treat” me last night. They caught me at a bad time and I told them in no uncertain terms to “clear off”…or words to that effect. The youngsters skulked away without saying a word. Afterwards I thought, you miserable bastard. You used to do that when you were their age. A couple of minutes later I went looking for them to see where they had got to and to give them some chocolate by means of an apology. But it was too late, they had already gone. I felt like the Grinch at Christmas. The kids are probably making effigies of me now to burn on Guy Fawkes night. The next time some youngsters called I gave them a packet of chocolate bars. But I still felt guilty as hell.
Sorry kids…
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